Before We Meet

Thank you for your interest in spending time with me. I prefer all contact be made via email until we have a set appointment at which time I will share the best contact number to reach me. I discreetly screen all of my first time clientele. Please be prepared to share the necessary information.

First Impression

The following information is for introductory purposes as well as the groundwork for verification. You have already learned so much about me, now please tell me a bit about you. To be clear, I enjoy spending time with all humans that are kind, safe, and respectful. Your race, gender, weight, etc., are of no consequence to our meeting.

-Full name

-Desired Date, Time, City, and length of visit

-Age, physical description, and occupation

-Screen names/handles

-Email and phone number

-Your best dad joke (optional)

References

You're more than welcome to send me references if you have them, but this is not my sole way of screening. If you do choose to be screened this way please always check in with the provider first, and include the following information;

-Provider stage name

-Their email address (please no phone numbers as this is not a professional way to contact providers)

-Website address or link to a current ad

-Twitter handle (if known)

-Approximate date & location you last met

-Any details about yourself or your time together that would help them easily remember you.

When screening with this method we must account for the time it takes to hear back from your references. Please keep this in mind, and plan accordingly.

Inquires that are lewd or ask to engage in any illegal behavior will be immediately declined or flat out ignored. Please be respectful in all of your communication with me.